Orientitis... it's an Orient thing

 - promotion

Just to remind you - this is what we've been saying about promotion all season:

Forget it.  It can't happen.  Remember, the last time that Orient were promoted, we were 17th at Christmas and had been knocked out of the FA Cup by Enfield.  Margaret Thatcher was safely ensconced at number 10 (not in the team, in Downing Street - Mark Cooper was at number 10 in the team), the Berlin Wall was still standing... you get the picture.
Sooper dooper pooper scooper Cooper

"Mark Cooper was at number 10 in the team..."  - last time we got promoted the world was in black and white.  (Picture: Tim Reder)